The best place on earth is at: Turks & Caicos Islands

My favorite invention of all time is: Soap

If I were an animal, I would be a: Bird

My hidden talent is: (I used to) play tenor saxophone

I love: Penguins! The beach, coffee, pizza, & Judge Judy

I spend my free time: reading, playing softball & tennis, watching the ID channel, & doing laundry

The soundtrack of my life is: NOTHING MORE & Alice in Chains

Sometimes people say I look like: they know me from somewhere

My first order of business as a superhero would be: to eliminate the existence of snakes & spiders

My nerdiest quality is: accounting