My professional motto is “attempt to be professional.”
I do what I do because of brain chemistry and environmental factors.
Alma Mater was my Grandma’s name.
Life would be a lot simpler if I were independently wealthy.
If I were an animal, I would be Otter from “Animal House.”
My hidden talent is the one I can’t find.
The soundtrack of my life is the Sound of Music.
You’ll never catch me naked with clothes on.
Three things people would be surprised to know about me are:
1. I’m imaginary.
2. I have a wand.
3. I have slain a dragon.
Sometimes people say I look like my reflection.
My first order of business as a super hero would be to retire.
I love whisky.
I can’t stand mean people.
The best place on earth is with me.
My nerdiest quality is that I am really smart.